Friday, November 15, 2013

Being The "Close Knit Family of Failure" That They Are

The master of all things mediocre, bland, and uninspired in the world of cable television, SyFy Channel keeps like minded cohorts very close to its corporate vest. These like minded cohorts (Ronald D. Moore, Bryan Singer) never venture very far from the "Corporate Nipple" of SyFy Channel....and the SyFy Channel no doubt likes to keep these two guys within arms distance reach because they are affordable to hire, can be dispatched anywhere within the corporation, and they share the SyFy Channel's unrelenting flair for all things boring and bland.

Yes, he momentarily left behind the training wheels on his bicycle to try and work for CBS-TV and develop the "Wild, Wild West" for them. After that deal crashed & burned, Ronald D. Moore ran back home to NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel to develop "17th Precinct" for them. When that flopped, he then tried venturing away from NBC-U / SyFy Channel again by developing "Virtuosity" for FOX. After that deal crashed & burned, he ran back to NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel again and stayed there to remain "On Call" so to speak. I guess developing the monumentally boring and viewer unfriendly "GINO"..."Caprica"...and "Blood & Chrome" for NBC-U/ SyFy Channel has earned him that illustrious honor.

Ronald D. Moore now has a new circus act. He's going to try juggling and balancing on the high wire at the same time!! He's going to try remaining at NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel ("Helix") while at the same time...developing "Outlander" for "Starz." Now this is a sound strategy!! Because when "Outlander" flops on "Starz"....Ronald D. Moore will already be safe and sound at home (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel)...raiding the refrigerator there....while "Helix" flops. Thank God for a corporate family (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel) that always takes him in no matter how many times he flops....Right?

Isn't it interesting also that despite the fact that Ronald D. Moore supposedly departed the SyFy Channel for good in order to develop projects at a sense he never really left the SyFy Channel because the SyFy Channel has continued to be his only paying customer 99.9% of the time for the projects he has developed at Sony. Reinforcing the fact that Ronald D. Moore never, ever truly leaves the SyFy Channel. He always keeps the front door of the SyFy Channel ajar with his a security blanket....just in case he needs a guaranteed paying customer for one of his Sony developed projects.

You name it...Bryan Singer does it for NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel.

1. Issues fake "Battlestar Galactica" press releases for NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel.

2. Guest judges on one of the SyFy Channel's shows.

3. Makes crappy monster movies for the SyFy Channel.

Yes, Bryan Singer is an outstanding permanent secretary for NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel. He probably even gets them coffee and donuts in the morning. Bryan Singer has temporarily left his home (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel) to apparently direct "X-Men: Days of Future Past." But we all know how that will go if he is in fact the director...

He'll be back!! He'll be back!! He'll be returning home to NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel to guest host, make crappy monster movies, and make coffee for them!! Maybe even direct a few more "Magnum Gold Ice Cream" commercials during one of his temporary ventures away from NBC-U?Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on

And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
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