Sunday, August 25, 2013

Quiz: Are You A Jerk?

Some people are jerks. To find out if you are one, just take this quiz!



QUIZ: ARE YOU A JERK?QUESTION 1 OF 10




A FRIEND LOSES HIS PHONE AND REQUESTS YOUR NUMBER AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU?



* Give him your number.

* Tell him you hate him.QUESTION 2 OF 10



IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Give a small but thoughtful gift.

* Steal all the cash out of his wallet while he's in the bathroom then throw his wallet into a pitcher of sangria.QUESTION 3 OF 10



YOU'RE RUNNING LATE TO A DINNER PARTY. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Notify the host with an apology.

* Show up with a bunch of snakes.QUESTION 4 OF 10



A FRIEND ASKS IF SHE CAN HAVE A BITE OF YOUR NACHOS. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Say yes.

* Say yes, but on the condition that you get to pick which nacho and hand feed it to her.QUESTION 5 OF 10



YOU'RE WAITING IN AN INCREDIBLY LONG LINE AT STARBUCKS. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Try to remain patient.

* Slowly drizzle the free half & half on the person waiting in front of you to see if she will leave and make the line shorter.QUESTION 6 OF 10



A COWORKER OFFERS YOU A HOMEMADE BROWNIE. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Say 'Thank you!'

* Throw the brownie as far as you can and say 'I've thrown better brownies.'QUESTION 7 OF 10



YOU'RE AT A RESTAURANT HAVING DINNER WITH YOUR FAMILY WHEN THE SALAD IS SERVED. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Use the salad fork to eat the salad.

* Dip your napkin into the candle until it catches fire and ask 'How far do you think I'll take this?'QUESTION 8 OF 10



YOUR FRIEND ASKS YOU TO BE IN HIS WEDDING. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Say you'd be honored.

* Kick him in the shin and run off into the wilderness, never to be seen again.QUESTION 9 OF 10



YOU RECEIVE A NEW TEXT MESSAGE WHILE YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTIMATE CONVERSATION WITH A FRIEND. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Ignore the text.

* Start yelling 'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!' But ignore the text, because hey, you're not a monster.QUESTION 10 OF 10



YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE. WHAT DO YOU DO?



* Quietly read or sleep.

* Press the call button and ask the flight attendant 'Who farted?'



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Leftovers For Tip



Nice effort.



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You Weren't Supposed To See This



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This can't be real.



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He who paid for it, delt it.



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Nice try!



Wake Up



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Not A Joke



We just wanted to make you feel bad about yourself.



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