Friday, January 17, 2014

Please Allow The Honey Boo Boo Mom To Explain Sex For You With Breakfast Foods

I don't watch the Honey Boo Boo show, or whatever it's called, and I suspect that most people reading this site do not either, but this is something I feel the need to share: the blobish mom on the Honey Boo Boo show, Mama June I think they call her, explaining the "birds and the bees."

"A girl meets this boy, they fall in loveand the boys try to get in girls' fruit loops," the snot and pudding filled monster explained to her spawn. "A fruit loop is your biscuit, a woman's vaginal areayour privatal area."

As you watch this just remember that this is appointment viewing for a large swath of the American TV viewing public.
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